If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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