u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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