This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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