My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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