have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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