Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
zippers are such a cool invention
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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