sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I currently don't understand fingers.
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