So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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