do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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