Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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