OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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