What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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