somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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