She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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