I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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