so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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