apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
