Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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