We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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