oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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