This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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