so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
no you cant smoke seaweed
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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