Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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