Say something about gay babies.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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