What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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