Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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