pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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