Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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