remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they're like a gay fantastic four
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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