I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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