so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
splinters make it hard to masturbate
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Randomize
