what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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