I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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