I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
did i just pee glitter
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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