i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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