Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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