You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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