Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize