whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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