belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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