This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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