Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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