You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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