did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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