I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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