ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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