new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All the doctor said was why
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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