Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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