well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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