She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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