Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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