end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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