I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You are the jesus of drinking
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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