found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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