people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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