Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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